This bonus made my weekend!

It’s from the remake line that’s going on now:

And that’s how to stop being abusive, folks! Just eat like a Super Nintendo!

Or Waffle House.

Until he starts eating at Denny’s, he hasn’t hit rock bottom.

Nah, he deserves a civilian beating him down, too.

I dare you to go up to someone in uniform and say that. Preferably where they won’t be sued for beating the hell out of you.

But she’s also a love bug. At this moment, she is clinging to my arm, purring herself to sleep.

Because I never got Snout Spout, but the new head came in a heads-only pack. This looks good, though.

Because I never got Snout Spout, but the new head came in a heads-only pack. This looks good, though.

“Did you go to school on an elephant?”

I shouldn’t, but I can’t. Stop. Laughing. Eeeeeeeever. Time for a weird, awkward toy picture.

You can make fat jokes without being a shitbag. She is a shitbag.

I wouldn’t necessarily say that for the cause, so much as your early habits turning into permanent life patterns - and if you spend you rlife being cynical because “I’m smart! I’m not deluded!”, you’re still being cynical. Ive even seen folks my own age go from intelligently critical and a little cynical... to bitter,…

Basically, it’s because American Independence has turned into solipsistic selfishness. If all that matters is ME, then all that matters is that everybody is just like ME.

Your average Grouchicus Americanus (Grouchy American) is a cynical pessimist who cannot find joy in anything. When confronted with the possibility that othersmight be happy, the Grouchicus Americanus will take drastic steps to “prove’ that said happy person is a phony, or just berate them out of their mood.

Just the demand that YOUR emotions must be the same as MINE, or else there will be conequences. I’ve experienced the flip side - being yelled at for being genuinely heerful - and it’s also annoying.
We’re so selfish a culture that we refuse to allow other people to have different emotions.

No, they aren’t. They’re crustacenas, not arachnids. Different body structure, number of legs, and... well, lots of stuff. Tarantula tastes like lobster, though.

What laws? McDonald’s has money. There are no real laws.

Eating coffee beans is a wonderful rush.

“There are no accidents. It’s always your fualt, so your employer has no responsibility toward you.”