I funno, punching unpaid interns in the face sounds like a totally normal work experience.

In his house at R’lyeh, dead Chewie waits dreaming.

HOLY HELL, MAN.

I am amazed at how many of these boil down to, “And the staff violently tried to stop me from buying anything.”

When real life is less ludicrous than South Park...

“WIIIIIIIIIIILBURRRRRRRR”

Why are you blaming her, and not Kermit? if Kermit cheats, it’s his fault. Woman-blaming is bad.

Did people get fired? Did she open herself up to legal action?

I don’t know who i saw, but I read that in Nick Offerman’s voice.

Aaaaaand we have a troll. If you had posted about Chun-Li, he would probably be complining that she’s non-white. Sexists like him are usualy racist, too.

Yes, bad customers deserve to be burned.
In the face.
With a waffle iron.

No-Tapas Woman’s story didn’t have enough revenge. THE KNIFE WASN’T USED.

It’s fine as long as the person living a double life isn’t somebody I know.

Okay, it’s time for Nana Gloria’s story...

Not a funeral per se, but when my moher died, my family was EXTREMELY ANGRY AT ME for “not grieving right,” because I wasn’t crying enough. And then when I did cry, they got EXTREMELY ANGRY and told me to stop hogging attention, and I neede dto suck it up, stop crying, and comfort other family members, who lost more.

If you are school administration and you see something like this happen:

1. Expel everybody living in that dorm.
2. Report them to the police for attempted rape.
3. Regardless of what the police investigation yields, mark it on their transcript.
4. Have fun getting a job, guys!

I kept mashing “like.” and I think I somehow gave you three stars for that.

Hey. Hey. HEY. I don’t pay my ketchup tax so freeloaders like him can get it for free! You should have called the IRS on that guy. A weekend with the Pain Monster should sort him out.

Well, you gave them free money. Not gonna pass up free money.

Yeah, totally not weird at all. >_>