That one story reminds me of this time I was working a book table at a conference, and this one very nice guy witha really redneck accent started an infinite loop:

“Do you sell books here?”
“Yes.”
“WOW! Ya really mean it?”
“Yes, we sell these books.”
“Ya mean these ones here?”
“Yes, these books on the table.”
“WOW! Ya really…

I think that we need to stop discriminating against vegetarians who eat meat.

Offenses like his are why Roman and medieval torture are sometimes justified.

This one time, I learned the hard way that you should never bring pants to a security checkpoint that require a belt to stay up.

And then I tripped and fell.

There needs to be some sort of legal repercussion for racism. This is getting out of hand. Maybe jail time? Revokation of citizenship? Old-fashioned medieval-style torture?

I agree with everything you said. So, uh... no contention here.

*starts clapping*

I did get criticized when I shared my chinese restaurant horror story, by somebody claiming that the raw, likely food poisoning pork was a sign of “respect,” and I had disrespected them by ordering “the wrong things.”

The Pizza Hut one reminds me of this time my family wanted fast food, I had voted McDonald’s (I ws a kid, so sue me), the parents voted for Burger King... and whenI said, “Okay,, we’ll go to Burger King,” my parents decided that no, they wr egoing to be NICE. NICE... and do both. Grab my chicken mcnuggets, and then go…

Yeah, back when I lived in Tennessee I drove past a little sign (one of those yellow signs with the replacabl eblack letters) that read CORN HOLING 2-MAN TOURNAMENT.

I almost had a car accident.

Oh, Mick Clough was going to go there, but he was too busy waiting for a pizza at home.

Did the Crab Rangoon people actually charge for... not delivering food, though?

There are four types of drunks:

Aunt Gladys

Honestly, what my parents said to me most often?

“C’THUVRSH COMES. THE WAY IS OPEN.”

It got real annoying after a while.

“And that’s why I put chicken wings in my socks.”

My life is complete now. Smeone did something even more desperate-bachelory than I.

In my experience, any tie you hear the words, “We won’t judge you here,” it’s about thirty seconds before Dredd rides up on his Lawmaster.

Here’s a list: http://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/961031-…

Yeah, the mechanics should be allowed to joyride whenever they want! Also, belongings left in the car are fair game, and they shouldn’t be expected to perform repairs that they don’t feel like. You still need to pay, though. if you’re mad, then stop being so sensitive!

I love how, when Kratos got to appear in Mortal Kombat, the developers had to TONE DOWN fatalities when done to hi. As if Kratos is just too wussy to have any violence done against him.

Yeah, I’ve stopped feeling anything when I kill people anymore. These days, I have to do something sexual to make it fun again.

Ares is the god of war. Aries is the ram with the golden fleece. FIX YOUR ERROR.