Except they asked my name first, and got it right. Weeeeeird.

And yeah, it was a big pizza - big enough for me, friend, and roommate who came home later.

Guys, it happened - I GOT ANOTHER STORY TODAY!

It sounds like a good idea if you plan to burn down the house and move.

AhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA now I made myself sad.

I do not know, as I have never watched pornographic media.

Well, different cultures are different - I know how goofy that sounds, but it’s true.

When I was super-broke and in Tennessee, McDonald’s was there for me, too. The staff of the local place got to know me and were very encouraging, and I filled out job applications over McNuggets.

Not enough urine!

See, that’s the weird thing about Trump. His entire business history is of a guy who catastrophically fails and ruins everything he touches, but manages to convince people to give him more money.

So... wouldn’t that make him a perfect fit for the presidency?

FYI, it’s “Zipperface” from the Dreamblade minis game, in case anybody wants to own their own gimp.

How do you think he financed buying it?

Whenever I go to Sonic, it takes 30-40 minutes on average for me to receive my order. At that rate, a sit-down restaurant would be better.

I have a toy photo for every horrible thing!

But then how will we mark our territory?

I guess he was... friendly about it?
*puts on shades*

It means stabbing the barista and robbing the till.

Dude, get real. You just know Barack Obama is a napkin hog.

Sonic story... it sounds like the people who used to work at my local Burger King got jobs elsewhere.

I hate to say it, but the peeing in a cup? There’s been a cultural clash in China in the last few years, as “let the kids pee where they want” is apparently just sort of a thing in more rural areas, but the urban population thinks it’s disgusting. So... culture clash?