Witnesses reported seeing a blue spiky mammal near the scene of the crime...

No court in the world!

They had a sobriety checkpoint this last July 4th. I was actually totally sober (there was no alcohol at the barbecue. There had been a... malfunction as to who brought what). So, I was pretty confident...

It was a wonderful illustration of what absolute power can do to a person.

I remember that, except the kid who was related to the principal never got suspended, so he basically had a happy time punching and suspending kids at will.

Honestly? Someone should have ripped that guy’s dick off and made him eat it. No court in the world would convict you.

You got off lucky. I emember a kid who was related to the principal who would punch kids with wild abandon, and then THEY would get suspended for “fighting.”

So... the guy tried to steal your girlfriend, attempted to rape her, and then beat you up with your own crutches.

I had a look. Birdie now has ranged attacks and grapples that aren’t a 360. Poor guy’s developed an eating disorder, but.. BIRDIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Birdie’s back? BIRDIE’S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It isn’t human. Kill it.

The most recent time I saw a crown beanie was in Death Wish.

Heaven?

If the kid still doesn’t get jail time, are we going to see a murder?

And yet Jughead still wears a hat that WENT OUT OF STYLE IN THE 1940s.

When do they change?

I’m guessing blackface?

I spent most of the trailer successfully predicting what each character would look like. They need to tone the genericness down a little.

Oh yeah, butter or olive oil or something lik that is necessary. I’m also a fan of a really light non-dairy pesto.

You also get to finally punch Riddler in his stupid face.