Women can have it all!

You can’t afford a kid when strangers are raising it for you. You can’t afford a kid when you child is taking its first steps while the staff is out on a smoke break, and your wife is at the office.

She put me in daycare.

You're confused b

You really are a fan of parental leave! So passionate about your politics.

ISIS is heartless. I'm just taking legislation.

Oh well. I wonder why they never questioned the premise of staring a family in the first place. I guess with assumptions like that, you’ll just have to make do. It'll all work out in the end.

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again.

Over policy? I didn't know you were so passionate about legislation.

Several. They’re all getting neglected in daycare right now while the “teacher” steps out for a smoke with the gals.

I guess it leaves us demanding more shit form the government, shit we’ll never get because we live in a country where people value assault rifles more than healthcare.

Right. Their dead kid is the state’s fault. I’m sure they find that explanation rational and comforting.

We don’t have kid. Because we’re responsible. Just not that big of deal. We didn't consider it a birthright.

Well, daycare is cheaper than quitting a job.

Yeah. I’m Jeffrey Dahmer with an Internet connection.

You seem confused. Re-read my comment.

All for abortion. Not enough people are having them.

I’m glad you gave me an unrepresentative sample. I’m sorry, and I hate to admit it, but conservatives have a point about not throwing money at ever loser that fucks their life up. Women have all the reproductive choices they need, yet they’re still having kids they can’t afford. By choice. Sorry, but I’m partial to…

Thanks for the anecdote.

If they fucked themselves, and got pregnant as a result, and had babies, they’d stay home to watch them, because they’re retired.