Absolutely not. People should do extremely reckless things with their newborn children so I can continuously be entertained at their foolishness.

They couldn’t. They had to stick me in a daycare.

I support all of those. It is called pro-choice after all.

You should rub salt in your wound and have a kid. Apparently everyone else does.

Do they? Well they sound fucking terrible.

I'm sure you're terrible to have in a dinner conversation. You don't pay attention to what people say.

I’m actually in the employ of Gawker media. I’m here to stir shit up and argue with people. Gawker finds its commenter’s are hive-minded and easily offended by the most trivial of disagreements. Gawker Media finds this antagonism healthy for two reasons: The first is obviously financial: I drive more traffic to the…

Well, me, and the two hundred people that agreed with me? You'd have to ask them.

Yeah. Reproducing is a right. Fiscal solvency isn't. You have every right to raise your child in poverty if you so choose.

What can be talked about? Words are merely glottal representations of abstract ideas, of which are unique only to us and this foreign to others. We use word to convey the meaning of these thoughts, these feelings. But are they adequate, these clumsy ‘words’?

Obviously. And, no. I’m actually an Australopithecus afarensis. We’re homins, yes, but not technically human.

I think we are really getting somewhere with this parental leave issue. See. The point you made earlier was interesting for a couple of reasons, and if you’ll permit me, I’ll outline them in detail. Now, in order for us to adequately exploder this subject, I'll need you to grab a notebook and a pen. Please do so.

Listen. That's exactly what he wants. Just try to ignore him. There's just no reason to get so upset over this guy. He doing just to get you pissed. Can't you see?

And you're charmin.

Sounds like a wonderful Marxist utopia, comrade.

Yes, but why give in. You’ll only serve to enable his abusive behavior and embolden him to continue making irritating and insensitive comments that will just upset all of us honest and sincere commenters. Please do not feed the trolls, we implore you.

I could. Or, I could educate fools like you.

Yeah. Ignore that motherfucking troll.

Forget this story; The article is about parental leave. I call bullshit on that.

Her child is her responsibility, period.