thinking about it... Yup Still Definitely A Better Deal Than Ouya™

Good to know!

Several issues - space is a vacuum, bullets are fired from small explosions, no air, no explosion.

Shooting bullets in space? Seriously? C'mon guys, even the CoD players aren't THAT stupid...

Italian V12 shooting brake on Jalop, how could I resist the easy opening?

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yada yada minecraft plus skyrim arrow taken in the general knee vicinity...

"We're going toooo craaaaashhh"

Clearly, Wii U isn't next gen.

Despite what the designers (and current Fiero nutjobs) would like you to believe, there's nothing "sports car" about a Fiero. Sure its RWD, mid-engined, and 2 seater/2 door. It LOOKS like a sports car.

"Harken back to the Opel Kadett of 1852."

While the overall package is quite ugly (let's be honest, it's a taxi, give it a break) I kind of like that front fascia...

But as the Federal Gov't, fear not, because while it may be "real" money, it's always "someone else's money"...

Sure it's ugly and probably won't sell well. But this product was the result (or perhaps pay-back) for a $10,000 check from Escort to SGK Foundation. If that's the price we pay for a big business donating money to cancer research, then I'm fine with it.

Meh. Do it on two wheels and I'll be impressed.

Sadly, I think they have like 140lb weight limit or something.

I'll just leave this here...

Looks fake to me too. "Width to squished" ratio appears too low to be a real Countach. Windows look all wrong as well, including the windshield.