Human Centipede? 😬

https://youtu.be/HnFqIvX3IfE

What about music slowed down? Like Wuthering Heights slowed down to 36 minutes long?

Remember that the Resident Evil 3 Demo is out today and the and Final Fantasy Remake has been out a while 😊

Bad Dudes Vs Dragon Ninja. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue Ronnie?

Okay, now how about the option to skip the Mads cut scenes after watching them for the 70th time? Also can we please listen to Spotify while playing?

Yay! I can pretend I'm playing Death Stranding again! 

He also looks scarily like a ventriloquist's dummy being operated by Jake. 

The prequel vehicles looked as though they were designed to be easily and cheaply manufactured as a toy.

Who’s the minor? Princess Leia? Carrie Fisher was 19 when she was in Star Wars. Harrison Ford is in the clear!

1. That helmet, dude. That’s not normal. Or the cape, come to think of it. Or the shiny black PVC... actually none of it. None of it is normal.

I can’t speak much for the prequels, but the original trilogy is damn hot.

Also as the volcano on a commercial for bottled water. Grab life by the conkers!

I played it till my fingers bled... 

They really should have these guys on the space bar

“naval gazing"

The live action remake of Pixar's Up sure took a dark turn.

That’s an interesting take. I had always thought that the word “Dummy” referred to a mannequin, something that looks human but is totally devoid of feeling. You can extend that metaphor to a crash test dummy, an almost fetishistic object created to be hurt again and again, but is completely numb and impervious to…