Scrotum impact damage possibly.

He brings endless winter with him. He doesn’t need a position on global warming, he has a solution.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

Jon Snow totally drew those cave pictures himself.

“But they’re the best candidates!”

This is the same HR consultant Uber used to find a new female CEO.

Oh, there it is. Poor thing. Life is so hard. “Guys, why can’t I be an asshole at work?”

To be fair, she was sending mixed signals

The bat flips from Jays players are getting more and more disrespectful.

Why is it hard to understand that the company decided they preferred not to have a Nazi there, and was ok with a customer calling him out?

I feel like you skipped over the most obvious piece of evidence/likeness. Red + blue = Purple.

Yeah, I’m really hoping Brie Larson bulks up a little to play Carol Danvers.

Nah. He calls for this one shot named “insulin” all the time.

i thought he was against calling for shots?

Michael Shannon...

Hanging out on a frozen lake, this Finn is wearing the same level of clothing that a Californian would wear on a drizzly 60 degree F day.

Love for a daughter and hatred for the Empire

Spent more time listening to Nazis today than expected.

The fun part is going to be figuring out who’s a Host and who’s a Guest.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”