correction: a crew of fifteen dinosaurs being chased by someone dressed as an asteroid would be impressive

You’re an idiot.

Sure they will. The headline will read, “White House Stunned by Attempt to Rid Them of Turbulent Priest”.

But thank God nobody yelled st Paul Ryan st a Chik-Filet because that would have been really uncivil.

Was his home vandalized with bombs?

Ja-Rule is barely the Ja-Rule of rap. 

My money is on Phil’s dad. He’s been in it enough to count as significant, and there’s no way it will be a principal. Maybe Mitch and Claire’s mom? 

“Thoroughbred”

Of all the “non-sports” that are sports, this is my favorite.

Good God Eric is fucking ugly as sin.

I said it elsewhere, but I really didn’t think it was possible to get a mired deceitful, disingenuous propagandists than Spicer or Scaramucci, but here we are- stuck with this dead-eyed church bitch. There really is no bottom with these people.

Players: “We are protesting racial disparity, racial injustice, and systemic oppression.”

No way in hell that guy is a bruins fan.

Scrotum impact damage possibly.

He brings endless winter with him. He doesn’t need a position on global warming, he has a solution.

Back in my day, players didn’t need coddling. Hell, that little league pitcher Danny Almonte wouldn’t even drive his children on the team for ice cream after losses.

The bat flips from Jays players are getting more and more disrespectful.

Why is it hard to understand that the company decided they preferred not to have a Nazi there, and was ok with a customer calling him out?

Nah. He calls for this one shot named “insulin” all the time.

i thought he was against calling for shots?