You forgot the classic: “This isn’t who I am.”

I think you’re right. They said a “significant” character not a main character. If I were to put money on it I would guess Mitch and Clair’s mom. Not only would they get to show her kids reaction, but how Jay and Gloria’s handle it as well, which could get interesting.

Was Papa John a Rainbow Six player? Might explain why he was off his game last week...

I think the Night King would certainly be more consistent in his leadership, also probably a lot less likely to have tantrums on twitter.

So is this just a more polished version of 7 Days to Die ?

4,000 doesn’t seem like nearly enough calories.

It certainly is a lot to put on a bumper sticker.

Well did she get the job ?!?! The suspense is killing me!

I’m a very clumsy guy, but it would take an extremely odd series of events for me to be stumbling around, with jizz on my hands, and then fall “into” a person all while asking them if they would like a t-shirt.

And they’re trained to fight aliens!

White Gay Shrek

To be fair, we don’t know how tigers feel about gay marriage. Maybe it was an appropriate use of the song....