I caught him and a friend committing arson right beyond the tracks. He turned to me and cackled, “they’ll never believe you.”

They should be happy they don’t live on the Island of Sodor. You can’t go more that 100 feet without running into a train the railway network is that vast.

I’m hoping for more JLU than either of those.

SCAN is actually an anagram for Sandy-colored African nomad, which is ironic because lions are typical pack animals. It’s funny!

The Australians are simply used to their toilet water draining the opposite way down the walls.

I don’t know. This guy gives off a ‘will destroy half a fucking city’ vibe to me.

Or saying “sometimes” the reply section of unrelated articles is used to sneak in political comments.

Harrison Barnes will sleep in a trash can

Honestly, the best part of Fallout 3 to me was how right they got the Metro stations; the first time I walked into a Metro station in that game, it was one of the singly creepiest experiences I’ve ever had while gaming, because they had the platforms right, the escalators in the right spot, and the weird rectangular…

Sansa’s not that smart.

So that military strategy was devised by the person who, when asked for her advice literally says, “I don’t know, I’m not a soldier.”

Edd is the true hero of GoT

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

eat shit.

Rubbin’s Racin’

Colossus was the perfect foil. Especially near the end where he’s earnestly giving Deadpool the “Four or Five Times” speech and, 3/4 of the way through Deadpool gets bored and just pops Francis. THAT was hysterical.

soooo.... perfect depiction of Deadpool then....? ;)

Space Jesus Superman gives zero shits about property damage. Or any other kind of collateral damage, to be fair.

A Concorde secretly escaped and has been living in the wild all this time!!!

The current smart money’s on Rhodey being the one to kick the bucket, due to his close connections with both Carol and Tony.