Today’s Morning Shift to be renamed Morning Shit

The “inside the airplane” part is fairly safe. You’re all wearing masks, and airline filtration is robust, to say the least. It’s the rest of the process, with all the touch surfaces in the airport, all the terminals, rental cars, hotels, etc — that’s where you’re exposed.

The point of at least 50% of Morning Shifts (and damn near 100% of Orlove’s) seems to be designed to have some combination of thinking the whole world is like Brooklyn, and shaming people who have the audacity not to agree with that.

Cherokee becomes Wagoner

The literal leader of Cherokee Nation says its not OK. Its not OK. Your girlfriend doesn’t speak for her tribe, and sure as hell doesn’t speak for the Cherokee. You don’t get to decide what is offensive. The people who do get to decide have said outright they aren’t thrilled with the use of their name.

How much longer…

No I’m not native, which is why I have been saying that the Cherokee are the only one who get to decide if a use of Cherokee is offensive.

You are intentionally misunderstanding things to support your point. It was no more acceptable for Pontiac to do it than for Jeep to do it. GM got away with it because, as I already said, the brand went defunct before the current social climate where people take this sort of appropriation more seriously. So the …

You’re equating Native Americans to animals. You’re part of the problem. 

Because Pontiac was ditched before we started actually having useful discussions about appropriating the names of oppressed minority groups to sell products?

Take Caitlyn Romanski, a student at the University of Kentucky who was dismayed by the disappearance of the Chicken Tortellini Alfredo from the menu at Panera after the onset of the pandemic. The day she learned that it was gone, she sat in her car in the parking lot, stunned. How would she go on? Fazoli’s was not an…

sliced jalapeños should be an option everywhere.

I get it, and I, too, am enjoying the schadenfreude (though I think this doesn’t quite qualify. Death isn’t *quite* ‘misfortune’ or ‘suffering’).

Would I buy one for myself when I am craving donut? Unlikely.

Unless IMSA started oval racing, my point stands. DPis are not running laps flat around the Daytona oval, or any other oval.

Whoa boys, we got a bad ass here who can do 55 MPH using tires with treads on 31 degree banked turns.

For the freshest sandwich, always ask for extra pickles (which are perfect on both the chicken and fish sandwiches); that way, they have to assemble the sandwich at POS versus giving you a stand-by.

Half sadness, half disappointment, 100% fail

Eyes and tongues missing:
This one is easily explained.Those are some of the first parts eaten by carnivores- especially small ones,birds etc
Source; a lifetime of living on farms

Somebody paid you to write this? You can buy them dirt cheap at the store, pre-made & frozen. Just fry them up yourself. Literally not worth making yourself.

This is way too much work for the 30 seconds it takes to eat one.