I honestly think Mike Lindell’s story would make for a fantastic future season of the Fargo TV series. Small business owner out of Minnesota makes a fortune selling pillows, gets way too full of himself, starts acting like a prophet, gets in deep with a corrupt businessman-turned-president, his reputation is ruined, ma…

Would also accept Walton Goggins.

If they wanted to do a NASCAR show a postwar drama about bootleggers in the rural South is right there.

I get that the redesign is something you have to do. But what you don’t have to is spout utterly disingenuous nonsense about how the new design is, “a new and better reading experience for our audience.” Almost no one who reads The Takeout thinks that, and I find it very hard to believe that you think that. An editor…

I have to click back and forth between “community” and “pending” to get the discussion section to push down the ads that are below the discussion section

Don’t forget that commenting on a slideshow is essentially an exercise in futility.

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Fair enough, this was just worded poorly:

Obviously people have been roasting potatoes since they were spread across the world after white people landed on Peru in the 1500s, but this technique specifically calls for boiling them to tenderize and then roast for a crispy exterior. claiming that is a new tiktok thing is wrong. I also can’t find barefoot…

This is nothing new and they even admit to being called out on it.

This is why we need autonomous cars. So it can drive the phone somewhere and establish my alibi.

Consenting adults retiring to calm and quite places to relax with an alcoholic beverage - oh noes!

Thats literally how you should. Its a company trying to make a profit afterall. 

I actually like grocery shopping but the self checkouts are where I rage. I’m pretty sure I look legit insane to other people when I’m yelling at the checkout that I have not in fact placed an unexpected item in the fucking bagging area!

Fuck that - servers should pay their taxes just like I have to. Why do you think servers should be able to get away with committing tax fraud?

Lillian,

I have no idea what’s going on here. The restaurant claims the tip wouldn’t go through cause the credit card company flagged it as fraud (not surprising). They tried to get the guy to come back and pay the tip a different way and he wouldn’t. Supposedly the customer tried to get the credit card company to authorize it…

That’s a fair point, and we certainly didn’t intend it that way. We’ve changed the headline to better reflect what happened. (Might take a few minutes for the new headline to appear.)

OMIJ was solid. I can’t wait for Bim to do this in other countries. After watching the series I re-watched all the old James May Toy Stories and Man Labs.  James May is the best presenter of the trio, and really the only interesting one.  Jezza is there just to make fun of, and Hamster is there just to crash stuff. …

Bim!