Don’t forget that Jon Hammes, an arena developer AND investor in the Milwaukee Bucks, has just been named co-chair of Scott Walker’s presidential campaign.

That trickle-down you’re feeling is the megarich pissing on our heads.

Because it was a travesty of justice that unfolded live for a lot of people, and then was replayed 8 million times for those who missed it .

“just a half-sack shy of the NFL record”. So a full sack above the actual record, then?

Little known fact: Hitler’s signature offset hairstyle was actually designed to cover the kampf tattoo he got in his youth.

49ers fans really slide under the radar when it comes to their shittiness. Granted I am sensitive about it because I’m an Eagles fan, but still.

You missed the joke. “Behind bars.” Alcohol. Joke.

He did a bad thing, but putting him behind bars is not the answer! NEWSFLASH, consuming alcohol actually increases the likelihood of violent confrontation! It’s only a matter of time before he starts drinking on the job, and then what? More fights!

Rebollero’s attorney went on to say, “My client is no stranger to hardship, which will come as no surprise to anyone who can read between the lines.”

Duke hat. Of course.

Chandler: “Could you BE any more of a disappointment?!?!”

Home Goods is the shit for decor.

Corporate Youtube videos still suck.

Some people would give their right arm for AC.

Love the videos! Hate Seven Nation Army at this point.

you guys i think he thinks basketballs are phones

This is pre-airplane activity, but don’t hover around the entryway to the gate waiting for your zone to be called.

Hey self-righteous assholes from both sides of the pond: people died senselessly. Maybe spare the mass murder pissing contest for a day, yeah?

Seeing as he doesn't play football, I'd have felt great about trading him too.

Close your phone. Close your computer. Relax. Throw your possessions in a lake. Walk the world. Until then, shut up.