Tulane, while easily the best school in Louisiana, is still in Louisiana

Photoshop contest please??

So if we purchase the 42 piece set, the mini sailboat is included?

So if we purchase the 42 piece set, the mini sailboat is included?

This license plate definitely says ASS on it. I mean there’s no other explanation, is there?

“Well I say chere, I do declare good sir that you can go fuck yahself”

His & Hers? I have never seen this show and know nothing about it but can say with 100% certainty that it is terrible and no one should watch it.

I used to think he wasn’t stupid, but then he said Marcus Marriotto.

OK let’s put it in a sports context. Someone puts out an article called “Some members of the Dream Team, ranked”. And it goes 1 Magic 2 Bird 3 Barkley 4 Mullin 5 Laettner. Would that not bother you in any way? I mean its not like you have to rank all of the Simpsons characters. When you have a list of like 15 or so…

OK, I guess I shouldn’t expect journalism in the Concourse. But can I expect better-than-Buzzfeed at least?

You’re only calling us a cow college because we were founded by a cow.

I’m a small man in some ways, Bart. A small, petty man.

Springfield’s bored, dead-eyed, cynical news anchor, Brockman mostly operated in the same satirical space as Reverend Lovejoy: He hated his job, and held Springfield in open contempt, not least because nobody in Springfield ever seemed to notice that he hated his job and held Springfield in open contempt. The…

He’s really good at developing players, and the players love him, but he’s beyond terrible at Xs and Os. He would be one of the best assistants in the league.

The two are not mutually exclusive. He has never handled anything well, but he continues to get 7 figure raises every year. Is it fair to say that ANYTHING has backfired on him?

He’s a Saint? 16 games then. Suspend the head coach too.

I’m conflicted. Is there any way to pile on the Patriots without aligning oneself with New York fans?

Why would you capitalize the word one?

Everyone hates both of your shitty cities.

It’s not fair to the man to say he was at a “Pitbull Concert.” There are several different stages with live acts at all times. Clearly he was just trying to get to one of the other stages and got lost.