Missed the opportunity for a Berman whoop when Santa rose up the chimney.

I'm not all that sure that is the case, which is why last night is the only time that has ever happened. If there is some truth to it, I would say it's because the shooters that HAVE to score are going to be focusing on putting it on the net and not doing anything fancy. The last thing you want to do is miss your…

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Yea Bill is originally a Giants fan from Connecticut and moved to Arlington for a sweet six figure government contracting job, forcing Billy out to Manassas, where the fandom is split 50/50 Redskins and Cowboys.

This is the most flattering photo Deadspin has ever run of Roger. What's going on guys?

I'd like to think this exchange will come up whenever anyone googles Turd Ferguson

Clever! So is the subject important enough to you to read articles editorials by legit writers and not sports bloggers moonlighting in social commentary? I can think of millions of things that are more important than sports but wouldn't want to read an article about any of them by some one whose job it is to watch…

I'm thinking of crowdsourcing to develop an app that will filter out any "sports" article that contains the words Ferguson, and would like to gauge interest. Apologies to D'Brickashaw,

You showed him!

"I don't know anything about Sudan, but we're in trouble."

I like how New Orleans calls it a soft drink, because it implies that any proper drink has booze in it and you're a pussy for wanting that soft drink. It does take too long to say though.

A woman federal judge believes Ray Rice has more credibility than Roger Goodell. Let's just let that sink in.

Lance cares not for your rules

Sorry for a second I thought we were just posting videos of really good catches, I forgot we were only allowed to post videos of catches that were better than the best catch ever.

So, enough to baffle the average ESPN viewer

I don't know what happened but Ovie looks like 10 years older and twice as Russian this year

24 games, or in Charlotte Bobcat/Hornet terms, about half of your NBA career

Hall of Famers are allowed to be assholes whenever and to whomever they want.

Poor Roger just can't win. He is just giving Minnesotans what they want. This, from 2012 during Bountygate: