And yet Snyder can’t help but make everything look as cool as it possibly can.And yet Snyder can’t help but make everything look as cool as it possibly can. 

Have they tried making the pizza not terrible? I feel like more people would be willing to put this behind them if the pizza was not terrible. 

At what point do they just start whistling and performing trick shots?

While I agree that the cell phone scene was in poor taste, the fact that I had just seen it done better on Jack Ryan kinda softened the blow.

I have never played Overwatch. I clicked on this because I thought the thumbnail image was Jak and wanted this to be about a Jak and Daxter reboot. I am disappointed.

His body tapers to a point, like Johnny Bravo

One day Perdue will execute their grand plan and switch from selling chicken meat to selling human meat and no one will even blink.

That came up in my recommended videos screen yesterday... I think I’ve been clicking too many YouTube links on this site.

because retconing the transformers movies is... bad?

The fact that the Dolphins are atop the division is unsettling

I don’t know, I tried to Google it, but it turns out that’s not something you want to Google when you’re at work.

They are both weird penises

Between the time I finished the top line and my eyes switch over to the 2nd line I was already imagining a classroom filled with smoke and a bunch of dudes learning how to puff on assorted “tobacco” implements. Then I got to the second line and got hungry. 

Simpsons did it

We’re seeing the Bird scooters all over Cleveland now which is all find and great but whats going to happen at the end of October when the Great Lakes plunge into winter? 

Selvig at the asylum was a high point for me. That was funny enough (and dumb enough) to be in Rognorok 

I pass this everyday... I have no idea why its on the side of an overpass in Cleveland. Its awesome.

“Funny” is a stretch in most cases.

I remember that.