I don’t think they’re his guy, buddy.

Yes, the match was more competitive than the score indicated. My husband, who loves Serena even more than I do and bears a grudge against any lady who defeats her, came away saying that he now is a fan of Kerber as well.

Sansa sat down and wrote a letter either one or two eps before (I have them on my PVR, saved for a wayward son, but am too lazy to go looking for that right now). There was nothing definitive, but I looked at my wife right then and told her that was a letter about to travel via raven to Littlefinger.

Thursday

The Nick Cave quote from the article! He’s always been my favorite but sometimes the love just swells up. So sorry for every woman in the industry who had to deal with assholes like RHCP.

I hate the Red Hot Chili Peppers with the heat of a thousand habaneros.

A fat joke. How truly novel

Fuck you, guns. And douchebags with guns. RIP Will.

When the “drivers, start your engines” command came on, the simultaneous ignition triggered a giant cross to ignite...

This was my main takeaway from this, honestly. Why is this issue more than three times the price? Does it come with Tom Hiddleston’s phone number?

Sleep little fatso.

Porn stars, accountants, whatever. I don’t want my living room to be knee-deep in orgy spooge.

Regret.

Last time I tried finding out, I lost two days and was wandering around Reno without pants.

are you ruining booze for the rest of us?

Paraphrasing a comment from another poster:

I feel like a lot of us live on islands. I’ve had an “Obama 08" bumper sticker since‘08 but it’s only in the last year that people have started attacking me (verbally) in parking lots for it or leaving rude notes on my car. In order to remain harassment free I feel like I have to drive from my house non-stop to…

I feel so weird when the NFL does something right for a change.

That’s why I prefer Arizona over Georgia. It’s the dry hate.

Ironic when you consider that the Falcons new stadium is basically a giant anus that looks like it’s ready for a nice big penis when the roof “opens”.