I’m thinking it’s more about neutralising the skidmarks and ass odor.

“Nobody has a right to disrupt other people’s political rallies, whether you call it protesting or something less flattering.”

Totally. I’d add women, abused women, ‘foreign’ women, and especially abused foreign women to your list of things courts don’t care about.

Years ago I knew a woman who got with DM during a short break in a tour to make a video and do other press engagements. After a giddy few days with the apparently (very) smelly man, he needed to hit the the road again, but he asked if she’d send him jars of her urine periodically to different stops on the tour. She…

Ugh. Are red and blue Amish, or Mormon sister-wives, by chance?

This is the cause of the first actual spit take I've ever committed. Sure, on many an occasion I've laughed while drinking, but this was my first actual hilarity-induced misting. Thought it was something you only see in movies... Thank you for that, yvanehtnioj! And fuck yes, Mystery is WAY worthy of a spit take.

You don't belong here in the greys with us lesser beings.

David Luiz, postmatch.

Thanks, Obradley!

The thing that those who mock this are not going to 'get' is that, for the greater part, people in Japan are honest and don't make behaving like a total asshole into some sort of virtue.