All choices have consequences.

New drink: The Andrew Collins

So is it safe to say you are Jalopnik’s resident desert racer?

Congratulations, Mr. Zohaibman72, on COTD today! My award to you is a beautiful Mustang Shelby which this lovely lady will safely deliver to you.

Sure enough—I looked it up and it’s the length that was optional (at least in Sprint Cup), not the whole fin. The broadcast audio that was playing in the media center made it sound like the entire piece was optional at this track, hence the flub. This has since been corrected above. Thanks!

A bunch of teams were redoing their glue thanks to the rain delay, too. Pretty genius idea, though. No fumbled nuts!

You really don’t understand where this all came from do you? The only reason people make fun of his name is to emphasize his hypocrisy from when he made fun of John Stewart for change his last name. Here are some quotes from Trump about it.

Whereas the culture of right wing acceptance is ... there is not a culture of right wing acceptance ....

Dare I say it is too wide and the wheels are wrong?

“Surveillance” is a noun, so there’s no past tense. The word you’re looking for is “surveilled” which is the past tense of “surveil” which is the verb form of surveillance.

I lost it at “please excuse the lump in his pants...”

AND WE HAVE A WINNER! Thank you everyone for your help!!

Yeah.

\m/ you won’t be missed \m/

Yes, but that takes effort.

Right? That look fills the boy-racer sized hole in my heart I've had for the last 15 years.

This is the Golf GTI TCR. Volkswagen Motorsport built 20 of these 330 horsepower touring cars for privateers, and they are all sold by now.

Thought the exact same thing. (Rolls back) pschah! Amateur hour!

Or a quick engagement of the e-brake.