Ummmm...yeah...China.

GFY

I’m really on the fence about this one. On one hand I could buy a lot of other things for 24 grand, but on the other it would be really hard to find something this wooden again. I’ll say NP.

Okay, KTM, give me a X-Bow with that canopy for regular people to buy and I will love you forever.

GDit.

Will it baby?

This is simultaneously awesome and super hipster. I dig it.

8-Bit Weapon is my most listened-to station on Pandora. I think I 1st heard of them one of the other times you posted their music. I guess I played too many video games as a kid, but I can’t get enough of this type of music.

Ah, you’re right. I shouldn’t post this stuff because some of you might have seen it already. Fuck everybody else who hasn’t and comes here to see this stuff, it’s all about you. My bad for saving this for a few days so I could have something to post on days I’m working on longer stories.

Gonna have to revoke your Jalop Card, Máté. We LOVE bad decisions.

The other nomination I have is the 2 stroke V8 Detroit Diesel. This is an 8v53, there is an 8v71, and an 8v92. Number designates cylinder count, the second number is cubic inches PER cylinder. 8v71 had a blower and a turbo charger. These are nasty.

Nitro burning funny cars
Nitro Burning Funny Cars
NITRO BURNING FUNNY CARS

You have to experience the sound in real life. Mics simply do not pick up the sheer awesome that is a funny car running full tilt. Seven THOUSAND horsepower. You literally can’t breathe as they go by. It’s mind-altering.

While not technically a V8, the W8 is my favorite 8 cylinder sound. To quote a friend “it sounds like a wookie orgasm”.

Sorry man. I don’t think anything can beat the sounds coming out of this LS7 with an 8 into 1 header/collector.

If by ripped apart you mean sawed in half then easily the banshee scream Formula 1 V8s:

Everything else is just a toy.

Ford SOHC

The Honda HSV010 sounds pretty fucking crazy.

No.

Comfort is Russian.