But seriously fuck coal rollers, preferably with a rail spike covered in pissed off fire ants.

Some of them are real cops moonlighting.

Aw, dammit. Stupid pants.

Everything wrong with Torch’s pants in one picture.

Browns fans wake up from three days of football-induced depression and think:

MINE! Already fired off an email to the guy. $1500 for that is a steal considering that the R100 I looked at that was actually on fire and parked under a truck wheel in pieces was going for $2500.

Seriously, people.

This piece was so villainous. I’ll be sure to check in tomorrow for Drew’s heroic counterpoint.

That's cray

“Jared’s Subway Smasher”

Not so bad as much as apropos.

Fuckin’ roasted.

19.4 seconds 0-60: That clock is the tachometer.

Nope, literally had no clue. There are so many dudes doing stuff like this or coming up with weird names for shit that I just stop trying.

I saw that they have a different seat, bars, and slightly more rearward controls for us vertically challenged folk, but I really wish they had legit mid/standard position controls