Seriously hoping the article was about F-16 pilots engaging ground targets with SMGs from the air. That would be wicked. Stupid, but wicked.

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And this is why we are running out of internet.

I think you broke everything.

That's not gone well...

Uh....

I’ve done it myself several times. And many of those times, there are people standing around who refuse to give you a hand because they don’t want to get their hands or clothes dirty, yet they expect youto give them a hand in the ’ve done it myself several times. And many of those times, there are people standing…

That’s a charging dock, and I believe security is on its way to escort you off the premises.

Of course..but the shape should not be discounted. It’s maintained an incredible relevance, despite a very different battlefield environment. That is, the original platform, the bones, are incredibly solid. The only other military aircraft that comes close, that I can think of, is the B-52 and it’s current relevance…

Sabine Schmitz, bitte !

No disassemble Johnny 5!

Mao, Lenin, and Hitler are one thing — do you feel like our current work is effective at slowing the rise of terror?

Damnit, Lex!

I do believe someone mistook this car show for a yacht show

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