Micro-dicked squids give the rest of us riders a bad name. If we’re lucky he’ll Darwin himself before reproducing.

This one felt a little flat, but still serviceably funny.
Next month (for us non-paying peons) looks like a riot.

The red blot is the tourist area, which is always terrible no matter what country you’re visiting. Zooming around the map at higher resolutions reveals pockets of higher crime spread throughout. There’s a whole host of socio-economic phenomena that make minority and low income areas prone to high crime numbers.…

I was that engine last night!

Really? They’re letting him get away with that shit? I bet Custer’s team has already picked out a car they’re willing to sacrifice to punt Nemecheck high into a fence.

Amazingly, that part is easy to fix. I suggest you air your grievances with your local/state government.

I swear this democracy is failing because people are too fucking lazy to do anything but bitch about stuff on the internet. Participate in your country!

You won’t talk like that when you’re old enough to smell the fresh earth around your own grave. You’ll cling to every last vestige of youth.

If he can meet the standard, he can be on the road. If not, then at least he can enjoy being driven around a few times before he kicks the bucket.

2002 was a happy time in music

Funny, Muhammad Ali felt the exact same way.

That’s weak sauce. Kanye has become a hack with a powerful God complex.

“Rapid oscillation exacerbated by steering and drive wheel angle mismatches” doesn’t have quite the same ring.

I really want this to work. But, I have a dreadful suspicion that they don’t have the magic anymore. The last couple season of TG were a downward trend.

Fingers crossed

Dragoning never gets old

NP because I just want to watch the world burn

It seems the EPA really is heading towards the “no modifications allowed” interpretation of that recent regulatory update. I bet they’re picking on motorcycles because there’s less money to fight the change.

The Soup Kitchen Chevette:

Plagiception!

The scary part about Hitler is that he could twist salient points into unadulterated hatred. Taken at face value, he isn’t entirely wrong in the passages you selected.

Look how much movement there is on the nozzle! Is there a gymbal system, or does it deform that much during the burn?

It’s the future site of Osama-Land, with wonderful activities for the whole family, such as: