It gets one pass before it’s winchester?

That’s cute.

Gawker is bleeding all of its good people. Thanks Denton, thanks for killing a good thing.

I biked a hill-ish 20km today and only got a hair over 2km in the process. I kind of suspect a diminishing rewards system to balance out the experience. They knew people would bike/drive, and purposely neutered the numbers to balance the *time* it takes to hatch an egg.

Get a bicycle, it’s the best of both worlds.

Reminds me of Aphex Twin (NSFW)

Kids roaming free in the back seat is still the norm in Japan, amazingly.

I really hope his readership is larger there, but it’s hard to argue with the Gawker traffic.

My give-a-shit meter is currently reading zero. I have little tolerance for white knights, and none for the idiotic ones.

If you have a little drive and education, then that kind of stuff is written as fast as it can be spoken.

Also, it’s “Slow clap”, not ‘Slow clap’. Learn the language if you don’t want to look like a moron.

I stand corrected on the point of car-hating. I mixed up Alanis and Alissa. They’re both objectively terrible at the journalism thing.

It breaks my heart to see Foxtrot Alpha slump to this level. This is just regurgitated cable news, not the wonderfully in-depth work of Mr. Rogoway.

King is a poor reporter, even by Gawker standards. When she’s not writing articles about how cars should be completely outlawed she’s chucked into weekend editor on Jalopnik. There’s a book’s worth of subtext to be found in that gem.

The story about Chris Evan’s erect member. I hope they stamp his last paycheck with a Dickbutt.

Flag pattern vs Flag is explicitly described by the Flag Code. You’d know this if you followed the first rule of internet commenting: don’t write before you read.

And yes, whoever put that flag there is either ignorant or an asshat.

You’re fighting with a comment old enough to be in Kindergarten.

Moron

That’s surprising.

Watching sales numbers crumble?

My mystical time machine found me a photo of her future son:

I get a strong helicopter parent vibe from you.

Objectively: inattentive driving, aided or not, is natural selection waiting to happen. He dug his own grave.