“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

Is your friend Tiger Woods?

First one I ever went to was in Aruba, it was the best restaurant I’ve ever been to. Also, the Dunkin Donuts in Aruba was fucking legit. The donuts were all freshly made and were amazing, I’ve never seen anything like that here in the States

My wife took me to Texas de Brazil for my birthday one year and expected sex afterwards. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, LADY.

Texas de Brazil, same set up as Fogo de Choa, but better. I go there once a year to absolutely defile myself with steak. Like, I have straight refused to allow my girlfriend to come with my friends and I, because she would only be disgusted.

I dozed off during part of the game and missed the choke, but I knew it was Boulware the instant I read the headline. Same motherfucker who injured Braxton Miller’s shoulder with a late hit. But let’s give him a Tom Rinaldi puff piece because he’s white and has a developmentally disabled brother. Fuck that guy.

THE STORY THAT MUST NEVER DIE +1 Bless you, sir

....he was constantly on the phone with his girlfriend, Lennay Kekua...

To be fair, though, the Flyers really are the worst.

Seems to be the case. Informal poll from former classmates in western PA that a good bit of them/friends/family did that. I doubt the Pitt AD cares, they got their check.
It’s interesting. I don’t hate Pitt because of the rivalry, I hate them because when ever I went out there w/ friends in school, those yinzer…

If praise were the only thing they showered at Penn State, this wouldn’t be an issue.

And yet, still the best Lunchable, hands down. Fight me.

You people are insane.

Keep savoring those pre-WWI wins.

This year, yes. And the year before. And the year before that. And the year before that. Hey look you guys won one! And we’re back at it the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And the year before that. And…

The Breeding Ground? Isn’t that what they call Phillip Rivers’ house?

Look no further than the team in the other end of Michigans leash...Ohio State

Nah:
1 FROSTED Strawberry.
2 Don’t care
3 Don’t care
4 Don’t care
etc

ughhh you hipsters are the worst “you know this food is really much better without that delicious frosting it allows the flavor of the filling to dance with the flavor of of the unvarnished crust on your palette without the distraction of how delicious the frosting is because why would you want your food to have…

You are a fucking monster and should be vivisected for the good of society