There is a certain callousness to looking at all the horrific shit that really happened in concentration camps and saying "naww, we need to come up with some new shit."

To be really fair, this sounds like the sort of situation where if you absolutely had to speak to the manager, you had four or even five days before your reservation date to call and make sure they were going to be open.

Dear Salty,

Do the restaurant a favor and never go.  Because you will definitely bring this up to 5 people who have no control over the automated system and will be unpleasant to everyone.  Do them a favor and hold your little grudge inside

Seemed like Claire wanted to bang Kevin the way she kept touching his face. Jesus that was uncomfortable to watch.

So you’re just going to ignore his explanation that the scotch is a celebration of a milestone birthday and instead is about chasing clout, huh?

What percent thinks cheddar cheese when they eat a cheez-it?

She slept with a subordinate. That’s bad news, regardless of whatever her husband did or didn’t do. 

you deserve to have your reservation cancelled. 

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

And how is that information irrelevant to the current situation? It’s also senseless that he was deported twice and got back in and (presumably) was employed. It doesn’t make anyone a racist to think that illegal immigrants are a problem.

Forgive me, I was speed-reading and just saw “Kirk Herbstreit Photo Violation.”

So... we’re not talking about that jacket?

Yep, its because Trump is bad, and totally not a cyclical thing that happens with each new administration.

As much as I hate that family, you have to feel sorry for the kids. Imagine being taken out of school and sent to the eastern bloc. That can’t be easy.

The worst part of this take is conflating LiAngelo Ball with players who will someday make it in the NBA. He’s the 3rd best dude from a family where the best dude is STRUGGLING as a rookie. I would say LiAngelo would be lucky to end up playing pro ball in China, but....

A lot of the drivers agree that its their favorite time of the month, because its the only moment of calm. All the weeks of buildup, all the media apperaences and everything, and they finally get into the car. They finally have a moment to be calm and think about the insane, death defying, potentially career making…

The worst store is always any store your wife drags you into. Target, Hobby Lobby, Sephora, Forever 21, doesn’t matter. She will take 17,000 goddamn years to look at every item 67 times and then leave with something she found the first 5 minutes you were there. And it’s always the case that you can’t go wander off on…

You know, everyone who doesn’t vote the way you do isn’t your enemy.

It is a shame and hardly surprising that Gawker calls any group that has a different view then them anti-whatever and marginalizes them. Also the SPLC is a fraud organization, on multiple levels.

Yep. Democrats and Republicans are totally different.