He read from a teleprompter. My eight year old niece can do that.

Am I the only one who thinks Sonja is a fucking disaster? Jesus Christ, woman! Pull your shit together and act like you’ve had alcohol before. I am starting to think that she is really not as drunk as she wants you to believe, but is so desperate for attention that she’ll talk cock and balls just to get her face on…

Still one in northwest Ohio.  In Findlay.

My wife works in a fine dining restaurant in our city. She tells me about servers coming back in the kitchen with a half-eaten meal and eating the steak and baked potato scraps before pitching it in the trash.  I almost want to puke thinking about it.

My dad died just before Christmas in 2015 and when Jack’s voice came over the tape recorder, I lost it.  The thought of hearing his voice after four years made me long for it.

Yes!!!!!  A mother who wants her daughter to get a good education deserves to be shamed by cum socks like you.  

Especially the 100-year old Tuskegee Airman. That guy is the worst, right?

Affording healthcare and actually receiving healthcare are not the same thing.

Funyuns--absolute proof of Darwinism in action

“For instance, she has virtually no reaction to the reveal that the armed intruder entered the room where she was sleeping, which you’d think would traumatize even the most well-adjusted human being. Instead that reveal is presented as another stress for Randall alone.”

“Eternal victim” or just a nasty, terrible person?

Well, she already cheated Bernie out of the nomination once and you guys were cool with it.  She just figures you all are gullible enough to let it happen again.

Oh, there’s a bottom.  Adam Schiff is the bottom.  And Trump is fucking him silly.

Bro, do you even Civics?

And when all those people went inside the Federalist Society’s shin-dig, they all laughed their collective asses off at the mouth-breathers outside.

She lied before. Replaying it again doesn’t make it any truer.

What part of “serves at the pleasure of the President” do you not understand?

I think I speak for not only America, but for Great Britain and the rest of the world, when I say...

In this hyper-partisan time, we can all agree that cancer fucking sucks.

God bless the inventor of yoga pants.