And now he’s going to be disqualified for having the runs.

Anytime OU loses I call a random Oklahoma phone number and ask the person who answers what the score of the OU game is (with stereotypical “idiot southerner” accent). When they tell me OU lost, I cheer. They get mad. It brings a smile to my face every time.

That last sentence is the funniest think I have read in a long time.

Yea he was trying to take four unwilling wives. nice

I had the same first thought. “Wow, I wonder if they would have cut him had he been a first rounde-HAHAHAHHA, who am I kidding?”

Back in the late 70's in So Cal we could get Bell Beefer’s from Taco Bell, kinda like a Sloppy Joe with good ground beef, not that bag boiled bs they serve now. Also, a Mickey D’s taco would blow just as bad as their breakfast burritos!

I know I’m forever in the grays so I can politely simply say FUCK YOU!

I don’t think so. People have VERY short memories.

This was Cruz’s opening salvo for his 2020 run.

Yep, Urban was definitely lax on punishments at Florida. We can all agree on that. If you followed college football at all you would know he has been the exact opposite at Ohio State and has laid down severe punishments to starters and bench players alike when they step out of line.

Don’t know you and I hate THE but fuuuuck you. He dismissed a player for choking out his girlfriend and you say that shit? With everything going on in Baylor.. Tennessee.. And you crucify him for doing the right thing? Fuck you man.

the first beer I ever drank was Steel Reserve.

This. Why is everybody pretending that shit is good?

Pale Ales are too heavy for my 60 year old ass. Everybody needs to calm down with the hops.

You’re making the heroic assumption that he cared about getting back onto the field in time.

It must be really hard to say “I was goddam horrified by it. I know it’s a 10 second window in an 18 yr olds life but you don’t ever put your hands on a woman. Now these are kids; kids are immature and emotional and I’ve got 4 years to grow him up but that shit will not fly here.”

I’m not a PSU alumni but I lived in central PA for three years and married into a family of hard-core PSU fans. Penn State is a very good state school. It has a beautiful campus and many excellent qualities. It has improved the human condition. PSU has also produced some of the biggest Kool-Aid drinking automatons on…

My wife is from Central PA, didnt go to PSU nor did her relatives, yet they’re all “fans” of PSU even after the whole massive child molestation scandal because DURR!! FOOTBALL!!. They recently bought my 3 yr old son a PSU shirt which makes me wretch every time I see the damn thing. It’s going in the fucking chimnea…

Ciara was hardly the first person to get boned in England recently by some guy who hasn’t got a clue what he is doing.

Divert the rivers. Salt the earth. Happy Valley Desert shall serve as a reminder.