I can’t remember who said it originally, but I believe Game Maker’s Toolkit had it in a video: “given the chance, players will optimize the fun out of a game.”

Yeah, how DARE he sell the thing he made that people like, right?

I’m going to start Some Jealous News, where I just rant about how jealous I am of Krasinski’s seemingly charmed life. I mean, modestly successful sitcom role turning into a runaway netflix binge watch success that has kept it a relevant pop culture fixture a decade later, and that sitcom turning into a random meeting…

“You play as a kid called Ghost on a polluted island controlled by the Glug corporation, a commercial conglomerate that supplies all the jobs and manufactures all the goods.“

The biggest question I have is, has Ethan Gach ever had an opinion that was not a roaring dumpster fire?

Fuck Nazis?

im not surprised she had trouble googling the UK number. it was recently changed:

I’m not running any ad blockers (because I’m old and set in my ways, get off my lawn), but damn there are ads on mobile between every comic, and between the comic and the caption about who and where and when!!!! Can’t I at least keep those together!?

People complaining about her breast size and I’m just here imagining her flailing like a Tube Man trying to take a sports bra off that doesn’t have a zipper in front after punching robots in the face for hours and hours.

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

IceBear appoves.

After they ran out of material to pull from it became an idiot plot pieced together haphazardly for the purpose of moving perfunctorily from “cool setpiece” to “cool setpiece.” Completely lost the narrative thread that kept people hooked from the beginning.

The golden ring of hell.

Destiny 2 is indeed in a really good place. It certainly didn’t start there and Bungie made some truly baffling design choices as they shifted from D1 to D2, but since the Forsaken update, the game has really been moving rapidly in the right direction. Lots of stuff to do, lots of methods to power up, lots of weapons…

Whenever I hear talk of Kingdom Hearts plot I can’t help think of this:

EA is the world’s most expensive game concept art studio.

I’m not a fan of either one, but that’s neither here nor there, nor a comment on their considerable skills, nor important in least.

amazing that it was never set on fire and dunked from 40 feet

Yeah, but not the RIGHT KIND of diverse...