I really like his takes on Tracer and Hanzo.

Censorship: When the government says you can’t have fanservice in your Japanese cartoons.

Gah! Seriously! It was so sad. But so perfect.

There’s a reason it was originally a double feature with My Neighbor Totoro.

PREACH!

Dear Mr. V-card,

I got the 08th MS Team reference!

I hope I’m not the only one who thought “Grey Fox?”

Dear “fans:”

The first panel in Nerf Now! is what I usually see when I try to play a healer in Overwatch.

I wonder if it also has to do with the target audience? I’m pretty sure Final Fantasy games are still largely targeted at teenagers and young adults, who are going to have lower expectations with regards to writing. Games like the Witcher, on the other hand, are marketed to adults and will be written differently.

I will give the Ascians credit: They are committed to the whole ending the world as we know it thing.

With AAA titles it’s really bad because sometimes they take forever to “open up.” That is, the game takes its sweet time handing you all the tools you need to enjoy the game. For example, Assassin’s Creed 3 took hours to finally hand you a fully-armed Connor ready to explore New England.

Never rely on the duty finder if you want to try something superfluous or crazy. Most of those guys are only in it for their daily runs and would like to finish as quickly as possible. If you want to try something silly turn to your free company for help.

I used to use it in old school JRPGs. You know, the ones where you had to spend a minimum of three hours grinding random encounters before you were strong enough for the next area? Breath of Fire games were notorious for this in my mind. Cross a bridge, enter a forest, enter a pass and suddenly a pallette-swapped rat…

Many cartoons of the 80's and into the 90's were known for being toy advertisements, especially action cartoons. Thus we got intricately designed characters and accessories moving stiffly through low-budget cartoons. Only Disney and Warner Brothers had the pockets to make high-quality animation. These days there is…

I see now why originally only property owners could vote. The founders knew that not everyone knew what would be best for the country.

Sounds like the work of a self-loathing, power tripping, and possibly racist boss.

Fun Fact: In its great tradition of mining the series’ history, Xande and the Cloud of Darkness appear as the final bosses of the last two Crystal Tower raids in Final Fantasy XIV.

Now I’m pretty sure this is one of the beasts that Beowulf killed when he got attacked during a swimming contest.