Beaten with the crossword and jumble section of the newspaper every day growing up

Congratulations to the New England Patriots on winning the AFC East before they’ve even taken a snap in the season.

Randy Moss.

“Every story deserves a happy ending.”

Random look-in at any Chiefs’ internet forum commenters in regard to any off-field issues with their players side they identify with

Nice backpedaling, Maynard.

he has a concern for “creating jobs”

“These guys are going to work like we do every day and all they want to feel respect and appreciation, and when you go to work and you don’t feel either one of those, you get depressed...” Gerard said about the NYPD.

We know how WWII ended, too, but there are still some pretty good movies made about the war itself and the years leading up to it.

Remember when they traded up to get him.

ahead of Mahomes
and Watson.

And he kisses titties 

I grew up in Colorado. When FOTF showed up they put a community that once respected or at least ignored each others differences into the center of the culture wars and it got tremendously ugly.  Neighbors learned to hate neighbors, friendships died, bullshit and cruelty became the norm.

I don’t care if it is sponsored by Nazi Pedophiles for America, ‘Cleanse America of Untermenschen Park Cleanup’ is all about making the playground nice for kids.

I can’t believe the guy hocking a nutritional supplement pyramid scheme would support something that’s proven harmful by science. Weird. 

dont bring your bible to school - its killed more people than guns could ever hope to.

I mean, yeah. Jack Ryan is the American ideal in one tightly knit package: he knows everything, is physically at the peak, is a rugged individual who is always against impossible odds, who can look experts in the eye and say ‘I know better than you’, and ultimately discards all negotiation in favor of brusque violence.

I’m a Bears fan, I only drafted kickers

Hey bud, you have 15 minutes to edit your comment. Just reminding you.

Eat a Snickers.

On the bright side; thanks to the terrible state of American health care at least 8 million of those tens of millions are going to be dead within the decade

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad.