So, he was an absolute moron with terrible judgment. But he confronted his stupidity, accepted his wrongness, and learned. In 2019, that seems like a fucking miracle.

Honestly, I feel like giving this guy a parade.

I think Disney realizes, post Rise of Skywalker, that Star Wars as a film franchise needs to take a break for a few years.

THANK THE FUCKING LORD

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

1. There is no excuse.

I’m fine with that

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…

I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole. 

Um...it’s kind of all fan-fic. That’s what fiction is. 

C-3PO and L3-37 are cyberfucking in the Falcon.

Probably Jar-Jar Binks’s, right?

Anyone know what thing Reylo smashed up together? I couldn’t quite make it out.

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

BuT MS RoOt. IF yU Punch NaZIs, THeN UR SaME As NAzi.

Also, for putting him on the field when he could suffer all sorts of injuries to body parts that were not already injured at the time!

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

as a Chiefs fan.. thats really optimistic. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees.