So, he was an absolute moron with terrible judgment. But he confronted his stupidity, accepted his wrongness, and learned. In 2019, that seems like a fucking miracle.

Honestly, I feel like giving this guy a parade.

I think Disney realizes, post Rise of Skywalker, that Star Wars as a film franchise needs to take a break for a few years.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

1. There is no excuse.

I’m fine with that

Part of me wants to ask “what the fuck makes dudes like this think shit like this is okay?”

The rest of me understands: “Entitlement. Entitlement, and a culture that has been content until just recently to say ‘boys will be boys.’”

Thank god the second part of that appears to be experiencing some pushback, at least.…

I think you mean MAGAnificent asshole. 

“It takes you back to being a kid: You’re out there, you’re sloshing around and your shoes are full of water and mud,” Richard Sherman said. “It’s still a kid’s game at the end of the day.”

It looks like they played on the Chargers’ bed.

BuT MS RoOt. IF yU Punch NaZIs, THeN UR SaME As NAzi.

Also, for putting him on the field when he could suffer all sorts of injuries to body parts that were not already injured at the time!

Still suffering major knee damage? Colin Kaepernick. 

as a Chiefs fan.. thats really optimistic. 

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

Fuck Thursday Night Football and goddamn everything right now!!!

Watching the o-lineman forced to act like a human stretcher when Mahomes couldn’t get up was a strange experience. He seemed to take it alright. 

I don’t feel so well, Mr. Gibbs

I understand the players are caught between a rock and a hard place. But this has to be one of the most craven capitulations to money I have ever seen by a major athlete. Should have kept quiet. His rationale is bullshit.

Jameis said the craziest thing about playing in London is that you assault Uber drivers on the other side of the road!