From top to bottom, the Trump campaign/administration is just a teeming mass of incredibly shitty fucking people. It’s almost impressive how they haven’t even managed to accidentally hire someone who isn’t complete garbage.

Love Vic Berger, but the answer to “why Evangelicals love Trump so much” is easy. It’s two parts.

“Luke tossed his electrified ass into oblivion at the end of The Return Of The Jedi.”

Something about “don’t do nice things for folks expecting their gratitude. Do nice things to do nice things.”

What a shame. He died before he achieved his lifelong dream of [checks notes] being even fucking richer.

Many people are saying he’s the best kicker. You hear it more and more.

#15 John Baron. Where have I heard that name before?

The clip is only 57 seconds long, but the ball’s recording device recorded 18 hours of static while it was in right field.

“This a noble and altruistic profession.”

Officers allegedly approached Garner because they thought that he could be selling loose cigarettes.

I’ve made it 33 years on this earth, and for the last 30 of them nobody has ever made me feel guilty for loving Bloodsport until now. Screw you AV Club.

“They forget you've gotta win," said the Cleveland Browns quarterback.

Who is this fucking Nazi among Nazis? Let’s know his name so we can tell him what we think of him.

The best bosses allow people to . . . keep their own money?

Yeah, I’m ... kind of feeling like that’s not the biggest problem we have here, with Low Barr and “I forgot my ancestors were from Sicily” Cucinelli enabling his stochastic terrorism and bolstering the racism that shields the attempted kakistocracy from discovery by diverting white peoples’ attention from the 9%’s…

Not a chance. The man has neither spine nor brain. It’s KFC gravy.

I can’t remember who coined it but it was definitely a writer who referred to him as a “spray tanned hernia” That’s still a keeper although I hope to one day soon get to refer to Trump as “our big dead president”

I fucking hate him with the intensity of a billion white hot suns.

I applaud Kenny Still for speaking out. One thing you will find out though is that most of these old rich super conservative fuckers don’t like being confronted on their hypocrisy or how they spend their money. And the NFL unfortunately is chock full of these guys when it comes to ownership. 

Criminal trespass - this isn’t even breaking and entering - it’s barely a crime. It could be as simple as being in someone’s yard.