Most of the “old school” Democrats of today would be considered Republicans of the Reagan, Bush 1 eras. The candidates we call “cuckoo crazy super left liberal socialist communists” would be called “middle of the road” in more advanced countries than ours.

Trump handidly lost his debates with Clinton, and eventually was praised for not shitting the bed in one.

From Raw Story:

He just got name recognition and a ton of press dismantling an empty suit.  He needs to live it up before the inevitable "The Humiliating Downfall of Julian Castro" article on Splinter burns him to death.

Adam Scott, you magnificent beast.

same, but extended to entire Confederacy

Then reform legal entry. It's a mess and takes decades for people to come here legally. 

Why shouldn’t unlawful entry be a criminal offense?

Because it’s literally a line drawn on a map. That’s it. It’s not real.

Yes

The only time Donald Trump ever cared about women’s soccer was the time he heard that Brandi Chastain took off her top after scoring a championship goal.  And when he discovered that he couldn’t see any accidental boobies the same way he could by busting into his Teen Miss USA pageant dressing rooms, he stopped caring.

Peacocks are at least visually appealing, and most likely, marginally more intelligent.

Does Trump not understand that under treaties signed following the cessation of hostilities in the Pacific theater of WW II that Japan is not legally allowed to have a standing army for expeditionary purposes?

Like, Japan can and does have a defense force, but per treaty, that’s all it is supposed to be. The whole idea…

It makes zero difference. Mueller will say nothing he hasn’t already said. He will present nothing he hasn’t already presented. And even if he did, no matter what there will be insufficient support in congress to achieve the correct end: 45 in a fucking jail cell for the rest of his life. Also, Pence, 45's family, …

It’s him in a mirror because you were the real Nick Fury the whole time.

Trump should get all of the courtesy and respect that an illegitimately installed, stupid and violent usurper deserves.

People making even a slight deal about Tifas breasts is pissing me off. To me they are still huge AND she is wearing a sports bra which means they are even bigger! She looks fantastic and all the shit heads are complaining about her breast size. 

Trump confirming to everyone that there was nobody aboard the unmanned drone, which wouldn’t be an unmanned drone if there was anyone onboard.

We’re truly in the worst possible timeline, aren’t we?