really feeling this one at the moment

Cheney is a vicious, Nuremberg-level, war criminal.

is that TWO SCOOPS of ICE CREAM on the patch?

Yes but they are still “winning.” You’re talking about people who don’t give a shit if their economic livelihoods are effected, as long as they “own the libs.”

Not for nothing, but I would attack us right now. We have no leadership.

This would be like me saying ‘I have no kids, therefore I should not pay any taxes that go towards schools, child welfare programs or anything that has to do with children.’ How did these words make it to Mitch McC’s turtle beak??

The term “conservative feminism” is an oxymoron. The very definition of the modern conservative is to be anti feminist.

But when can I get a TC Tugger shirt? I’m wearing out my other shirts.

Meh. Our country is so corrupt his properties will get a heads up before the Gestapo rolls in.

He doesn’t have the Deportation Force ready yet ... More blowing shit into the fan. He’s freaked out by the reports of US planning cyberattacks on Russia, because this is something that’ll make Daddy Vladdy mad. Distraction Cannon is turned up to 11.

I will celebrate the day he dies... in fact there’s a long list of these fucking tyrants whose obituaries I’ll rub one out to as I read them.

My dude can’t even tell time without having someone write it for him first.

(Handing you his torso doll) “I already did, man.”

If you use the phrase “virtue signaling,” you’ve already proven your argument isn’t worth listening to.

Wait- grown up Hitler, or baby Hitler? This is really important to the premise, given that the Subway guy is in the room.

Until we roll out the guillotines I’ll have to accept these kinds of stories to keep me warm at night.

I actually believe St. Louis style wine is an unrefrigerated bottle of Sunny D.

AOC, I love that you are speaking truth to power. Don't stop. But I am so deeply saddened that your efforts and energy will go nowhere. 

I don’t believe in hating or killing people. Usually there’s very strong arguments to be made why you shouldn’t kill human monsters but instead place them in positions that remove their power and destroy their narratives. But I have absolutely no problem weaponizing a description so that people understand the kinds of…