An alien that doesn’t do anything relevant isn’t important to me. Practically, what’s the difference between an alien and a microscopic organism, or something that lives in the deep depths of the ocean, or the rainforest? If it doesn’t affect my life does it really matter? If a spaceship crash landed and we learned a…

So I hung in there through the “we didn’t evolve” and the “extream love”, but had to tap out at “Asians are super creative.”

Honestly, fuck it. Burn it all to the fucking ground. If Gawker can go down for publishing true stories that are obviously newsworthy by any legal standard, then it’s about fucking time these right-wing shit heels started getting treated on the same level.

Dominionist. Dominionist... why do we keep using that word? Nobody knows what it means. Well, educated people do, but educated people already know what you’re talking about. We need to be convincing the ignorant masses in the Flyover States and they aren’t going to look up what “Dominionism” is. So, how about we use a…

HI BILLY MAYS HERE FOR COLLUSION!

I’m always amazed how money can always buy attitude and influence, but never guarantees intelligence or competence.

Yeah, democrats don’t even understand what a negotiating position is. Have the GOP by the balls on DACA because they already used reconciliation for the tax cut? Then don’t let go and when republicans offer you something they were going to do anyways in CHIP and act like you got something out of it.

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

Ego; I’m white, I’m rich, therefore I know shit.

Finally the prestige series Battlefield Earth so richly deserves.

Holy Christ. Also: who the fuck enjoys watching this shit?

Hayden Gillum was also T’d up for filming a basketball game in portrait mode

“and the only reason she was even invited was to trigger libs”

Ms. Sommers, Based Mom of gamergate fame, has not a goddamn thing to teach law students that the Federalist Society gives a solitary shit about, and the only reason she was even invited was to trigger libs. The American political philosophy of Conservatism is fucking DEAD. It’s a zombie ideology stumping around…

I don’t think this is sarcasm. This is the logic that everyone has the right to speak their opinion with no repercussions, even ones calling for the silencing or worse of minorities of all types. This is why we have literal Nazi’s spewing hate speech and people are like, “Well they have the right to talk about their…

Is this sarcasm, this has to be sarcasm right?
The term “war on un-approved speech”just must be sarcasm. It’s too hyperbolic not to be!

I’m ungreying you under the assumption that this is sarcasm, don’t let me and humanity down!

... Steaks.

Omaha Omaha

Bless your heart. There is another more likely option: They know and this is the plan.

T.J. Miller was my favourite William Shatner show of the 80's.