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Well to be fair to all the bible thumping rubes, Obama was exceedingly black.

She should be forced to go back to her old job.

Here’s the current bill status: Carmichael The Cowardly (Senate President) and his merry band of Republican dipshits keep playing games. The Democratic members of the House of Delegates, the Democratic members of the Senate, AND incredibly, the Republican members of the House of Delegates are preparing to issue a…

President takes shit on Twitter about fluff and shallow nonsense. Makes no mention of historic opportunity to possibly denuclearize the Korean Peninsula.

hmmm.... perhaps you should please forward your comment to President Narcissist since it was his tweet that was posted. You say NK wants to talk about de-nuking yet he just wants to talk about himself.

“Humor is the good natured side of a truth.” - quoted in Mark Twain and I, Opie Read

There’s only one headline I want to read that includes the words “Donald Trump” and “funeral.”

Bullshit. Proper conservatism has been allied with racist dogwhistle politics since at least Reagan and Thatcher. Everyone knew what he meant when he talked about welfare queens. Again, just because you aren’t saying the n word and you have non-white friends doesn’t mean you and your intellectual tradition don’t have…

The American right wing has basically gone from slavers to Jim Crow-ers to the people who call twelve year olds thugs after they get shot by police, so I mean...just cause you don’t sing the quiet part loud doesn’t mean you aren’t part of the same song.

S/O to UCLA for keeping that under a lid for months and months, allowing the leader of the free world to publicly shit on one of its athletes. Lavar Ball removing his son from the school makes a ton of sense now in retrospect, all that Lithuania nonsense notwithstanding.

Just when I was about to smile, you pull the rug out from upunder me. Only in America would these criminals with badges get to walk free.

‘Nuff said....

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Yeah the Punisher works best when the people he’s up against are way more evil than him. Or when they turned him into a Frankenstien Monster and had him protect an enclave of monsters from evil samurai.

They should postpone this movie until it’s been, say, six months since the last U.S. gun massacre, thus assuring that it would never, ever be released.

Would you say it’s so easy to get one that even a Vogon poet would qualify?