I’d request an immediate recoma.

You would be unable to convince me I wasn’t in an alternative universe.

In Stephen King’s The Dead Zone, Johnny Smith is in a coma for five years. Imagine, if you will, going into a coma sometime during 2012 or so, maybe even around the time everybody thought the world was going to end because of the Mayan calendar — and waking up now. You’d be all excited the world didn’t end, but only…

I have to agree,as much as I despise Monsanto, there’s good solid research and there is bad incomplete research. This is not good solid research and thats the kind I like. The weeds will continue to die.

Go after Jacoby Ellsbury next time, White Sox fans. What’s he going to do, stare you down after he slaps a single up the middle?

Heckler: (heckles)

If we’re going to treat the first incomplete study of something as gospel, we should give Andrew Wakefield the Nobel Prize in Medicine for discovering that vaccines cause autism.

Ideology. That’s where the commenter and author are coming from. They believe Monsanto is bad thus being unable to use a Monsanto product is good.

They classified it as Group 2A, meaning that exposing mice to high concentrations of it has resulted in tumor growth, but there’s insufficient evidence that is causes cancer in humans in normal exposure amounts.

California’s decision to list glyphosate as cancer-causing comes from an independent analysis published by the International Agency for Cancer Research. Its findings said that the pesticide is “probably carcinogenic to humans.”

This doesn’t even crack the top 100 this year for inappropriate things tweeted by a crazy rich guy in the middle of the night.

That poor bastard, now he can only go to Padres and Phillies games.

Sir, I object to your use of the word “remarkable”.

As an educator of students with disabilities who hates that word, I hate even more that this made me laugh.

All the internet taxes to your sir

I plan on drinking a bottle of whiskey tonight and just making burner accounts so that I can give you many, many stars.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

It’s not really that he tarnished it, it’s that people actually for once noticed his shittiness. This is the guy who called his wife a whore and cunt in public, and who only escaped consequences for his accepting bribes and getting caught by the skin of his teeth and the technical definition of quid pro quo. He’s made…

Will this horrible woman never go away?

False persecution complexes are a helluva drug.