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Look, though this all seems sudden, there is an internal logic to all these disruptions. I’m sure that whatever changes are being made, this will result in a strong foundation to take the Chiefs into the next dec-

Can I throw up now? Why don’t we just build a time machine and go back to pre-Dickens London, where urchins begged in the streets and people worked 60 to 80 hour weeks for low wages in terrible and often dangerous conditions, so men like Trump could live in wealth and comfort, and did not have to work hard

Children, homosexuals and brown people get gunned down en masse, while Trump and other prominent Republicans leaders constantly spew the most vile hatred that we’ve seen from out top leaders in the last century. Nary a peep from the rank and file and the conservative media.

Ok, who set his calendar to October??

This voice will make catholic priests harder than concrete.

He was good, friendly, affable, generous man. With a family. A small daughter. Who tortured and killed animals to entertain a mob.

What? Nobody on the internet made him climb into a circle and try to kill a fucking pissed off bull. If you want to grieve for his family, maybe he should have had them in mind when he decided try to slowly kill dangerous animals for a living. He died doing something dangerous and barbaric in a silly costume- that is

I want Mueller’s shit to be AIR TIGHT. His case needs to be ironclad, copper-bottomed, and sealed shut with Kryptonite glue. I don’t want to do anything but laugh at Sen. Yertle and Rep. Douchebro’s faces  when they realize they have to go forward with impeachment. Failing that, I’ll take the look on Auntie Maxine’s

Ha! Trying to make me feel feelings? Well good thing I’m a total sociopath!

I think now is the perfect time to be a dick about this.

No, people like me are NOT the problem you fucking ignorant asshat. People like Scalise are the goddamn problem. People like you, who use “people like you are the problem” unironically are, ironically, the goddamn problem.

Yeah, fuck these people. Scalise voted for the AHCA and got a good chunk of change from insurance and pharmaceutical companies and health professionals. Brooks is a Freedom Caucus member, so he can go to hell, too. Worst thing they’ll have is a traumatic memory, but they have insurance that allows them to get PTSD

I’m glad I’m not the only one whose first instinct was to be a dick. I hope they get all the thoughts and prayers they need.

I heard Barron Trump calls Robert Mueller “Papa Bob.” People are saying this.

You can go on and on with all this history stuff. Have at it. But I only got one question for you that I’m interested in. Namely, how historically accurate was Hagar the Horrible?