By virtue of being born to Trumpkin, he’s already richer than you or I will ever be and will have many, many opportunities that most of us would only dream of. And chances are he won’t grow up to be any better than Donald Jr. or Eric. In fact, having him grow up seeing his dad skewered by the left will probably make…

This is a terrifying blow to democracy and should be the top story in every major news outlet, but it will be virtually ignored by most and celebrated by many.

That was one of the main things—she wanted the freedom to do whatever she wanted with Europe. She also had no personal mandate, because she hadn’t actually become prime minister by getting elected, and she wanted to purge all opposition to her both inside and outside her party by getting a massive personal endorsement…

So my understanding was that May wanted this vote so that she could storm into the Brexit negotiations and say “see, look, all my people are behind me, they hate your bitch asses, here are our hardline terms. Suck it, Brussels!”

“This country is about freedom and individual rights...liberty and justice for all! Now get back in there and say those words or else!”

FTFY

Of course they think the attack was justified.

Saudi Arabian officials explained that moments of silence are not part of the culture in their region of the world

To be fair, when they put it to a vote only 15 of 19 Saudi players voted against participation.

I thought he sounded presidential.

Retire, old man, you’re fucking useless. You can cluck your dessicated tongue and wag your bony finger at Trump’s antics all you want, but you don’t actually do a goddamn thing about it.

Straight from 45's playbook, here comes the melted Ken doll with some nonsense to distract people from Comey’s testimony.

In Space, Mother can’t read your impure thoughts.

Can we just send him to space and keep him on the space station?

We debated this one for a while trying to parse out Scherzer’s exact string of words, though some of them are pretty obvious. I think we’ve settled on “fucking bastard motherfucking bitch motherfucker” and now I can’t see it any other way.

Mr. Bannon, this is not Breitbart.

I’m nervous that there will be NO acceptable candidate to a bunch of people (other than Bernie Sanders) for any office up and down the scale.

I can’t get over the fact that Donald Trump ran on the promise of creating more jobs and it’s mostly white men that have/are going to lose their job messing around with him.

It’s because of his new movie,

I think you’re giving Spicy too much credit there. The man’s a mushroom. They keep him in the dark and feed him bullshit and he’s either too stupid or in too deep to jump ship and swim for shore. President Covfefe obviously told him to go out and say that and like a good little boy Spicy followed orders while knowing…