Ah yes, those wholesome, God-fearing American companies would never— What’s that? Henry Ford published 4 volumes called “The International Jew: The World’s Problem”? And Hitler had Ford’s portrait in his office? And Ford Germany gave Hitler 35,000 marks as a little 50th birthday present in 1939? Oops. Oh there’s…

Tesla was still a possibility for me until this. He may be brilliant in some aspects but like a 13 year old son of a white supremist Trump supporter in way too many other ways. I look forward to many more, better, options in the future.

Elon is going to end up in prison. And it will be his fault.

Gee, I guess the SEC is the next “Literally Hitler” for this Edgelord. Meme tweet incoming any second now...

Musk needs to be held accountable for manipulating the market, as well as his other many shitty, shitty actions.

One more reason on top of hundreds, why we will NEVER buy a Tesla. And we’re their fucking target market. Go screw yourself Elon with a rusty pitchfork.

Honestly yeah, I like Tesla’s cars, I like what they’re doing with autonomy (hot take: it’s the path most likely to get level 4/5 cars on the road) but I also see there are a LOT of issues with the company and especially with Autonomous cars we need to set actual standards rather than the vague SAE levels that are…

2nd gear:

“Elon Musk hates government regulation and yet his company keeps offering the best argument for it.”

The photos were enough to get me to No Dice territory. Look at those back wheels. That’s not stance. That’s just bushings that are beyond shot. For all the talk of maintenance work that’s been done, I won’t believe that the owner could look at those rear wheels and think everything was fine.

This model M5 in blue is my favorite BMW, it just speaks to me.

For this, you would want to pay drive-it-until-it-breaks money. For most of us, $13.5k ain’t it. ND.

No Dice, after the first two paragraphs, I went to the “No Dice” button!

Take your damn star.

No Dice! We drove one of our BMWs to 207K with regular dealer servicing and it was fine when we sold it (needed a bigger backseat for grandkids . . .) and ours was a 2007 model. So I can say the mileage on this one is way too high for the asking price. No dealer or any private party is going to fork over that much…

No, this is it. As posted in Rolling Stone, the local news source they derived the story from and the Twitter feed of the author of that story.

That seems to reference a different flier to pay the fine. Is this the one mentioned in the article?

And someone fucking up copy-editing isn’t part of it. Otherwise Jalopnik would be the headquarters of the SS.

“the president of the Miami Beach police union”

“If you went down the rabbit hole from there”