Haha, you definitely chapped some asses.

That has all the appeal of a cup of chicken fat with a hair in it.

Sorry, but Alfa 33 Stradale has the best butt in the business. 928 has nice, but this is in different league. The 33 Stradale is not just pretty butt, but prettiest vehicle ever done.

It’s telling that reading through David and Jason's stories, all the people they reference have already left. 

I hope you don't literally "right" the ship, there is enough right everywhere else. 

Maybe you’ll reply, maybe not...but you had a great set of ideas until the stupid shit you puked onto the post at the end. Try harder, dingo

This is the post Rory should have made. I admire the optimism and do hope things turn for the better. I know there’s not anything you can do about the broken Kinja, as that would require an act of Angry Zeus at this point, but I would suggest less editorializing (and angry snark!) in news posts. This point isn’t just…

So they start they’re own site right when contracts are being negotiated. Maybe they saw the writing on the wall. Though, I’m pretty sure they’ve been working on this for awhile now. In reality, I expected David to move to Germany and write over there

Thanks for making the post that Rory should have made. I really do hope you right the ship!

And the big stuff you tend not to notice on 8 minute test drive. Seriously, test driving a car might be the most useless thing in the world.

“First, grow up. Millions of people read this site, if you want to stop, go with god.”

New-ish (came on board back in December) Jalopnik writer here! It’s certainly a bittersweet day that they are leaving us, but I am so excited to see what these two do next. I’m sure it’ll be great.

Honestly, I read this place as much for your comments as I do for Torch and Tracy, so I’ll be looking for you. Hope to see you in the near future

I’ll scream it until it happens. I like my Model 3, but the second Volvo makes a 300 mile EV, and the EA network improves by 30-40%, I’ll happily trade in the Model 3.

I had a car once with seats that felt great for up to four hours, but anything after that was just about crippling. It’s not something I would have figured out on the test drive.

Here come the strangely defensive nerds. Popcorn at the ready.

Some stuff doesn’t bug you much right up front. I think most everyone has been there at one time or another, you think “It’s not that bad, I’ll get used to it” but over time the annoyance becomes hatred.

Oooh upcoming slideshow - your favorite ex Gawker writers.

Yeah... this is the last straw for Jalopnik on my daily visit radar.