“Elon Musk hates government regulation and yet his company keeps offering the best argument for it.”

I would say it’s more than the vaccines and more how he deals with anyone opposing him. 

For this, you would want to pay drive-it-until-it-breaks money. For most of us, $13.5k ain’t it. ND.

No Dice, after the first two paragraphs, I went to the “No Dice” button!

Yeah but something about the constitution!

Take your damn star.

No Dice! We drove one of our BMWs to 207K with regular dealer servicing and it was fine when we sold it (needed a bigger backseat for grandkids . . .) and ours was a 2007 model. So I can say the mileage on this one is way too high for the asking price. No dealer or any private party is going to fork over that much…

I wish I could give you a billion stars for this.

Putting this here just in case...

 You misspelled douche.

Really? What a bunch of absolute snowflakes. This is the hill they want to die on? Getting vaccinated.

The one good thing about Musk winning that defamation case is that he made it clear we can all call him a Pedo Guy. Elon The Pedo Guy Musk. Because Pedo Guy apparently doesn’t mean literally a pedophile, even when you imply raping children is the only reason someone might be living in a specific geographic location.…

No, this is it. As posted in Rolling Stone, the local news source they derived the story from and the Twitter feed of the author of that story.

That seems to reference a different flier to pay the fine. Is this the one mentioned in the article?

And someone fucking up copy-editing isn’t part of it. Otherwise Jalopnik would be the headquarters of the SS.

“the president of the Miami Beach police union”

As long as I’m doing Lawrence’s job for him, here’s the flyer:

From looking at Rolling Stone, they had the correct address on the flyer as well, so it would seem fairly straightforward for people to spot the discrepancy.

“If you went down the rabbit hole from there”

Always a good sign when the EIC feels the need to pre-emptively snark at the readership.