Haha, you definitely chapped some asses.

That has all the appeal of a cup of chicken fat with a hair in it.

Sorry, but Alfa 33 Stradale has the best butt in the business. 928 has nice, but this is in different league. The 33 Stradale is not just pretty butt, but prettiest vehicle ever done.

At least it makes sense in the naval context, because if the ship sinks the people on it drown - and because the US Navy is a military institution where individualism is a liability.

I hope you don't literally "right" the ship, there is enough right everywhere else. 

For the sake of Meta’s employees, I hope the Internet does its work and ridiculizes the choice of name badly enough for the company to change it. Maybe take proposals from the people who will have to bear the name?

Also, screw those priorities and catchphrase. That’s a live-to-work mentality straight out of an assembly…

If you’re Zuckerberg, that more or less means “me, me, me.” If you’re not Zuckerberg, that’s your problem.

Meta, Metamates, me

“And, let me stress, WITHOUT the bizarre sexual element that made that movie resonate with weirdos...”

This is the post Rory should have made. I admire the optimism and do hope things turn for the better. I know there’s not anything you can do about the broken Kinja, as that would require an act of Angry Zeus at this point, but I would suggest less editorializing (and angry snark!) in news posts. This point isn’t just…

So they start they’re own site right when contracts are being negotiated. Maybe they saw the writing on the wall. Though, I’m pretty sure they’ve been working on this for awhile now. In reality, I expected David to move to Germany and write over there

who the fuck is giving Rafe Judkins all this work?
he’s writing The Division as well...

I almost miss the Orci/Kurtzman days....

Thanks for making the post that Rory should have made. I really do hope you right the ship!

The Ottawa chief of police just resigned; I guess we’ll see if he was the obstruction after all. Or one obstruction at least.

New-ish (came on board back in December) Jalopnik writer here! It’s certainly a bittersweet day that they are leaving us, but I am so excited to see what these two do next. I’m sure it’ll be great.

Yup. To both of the above. The police have refused to act... Windsor police managed to clear their protest with 100 officers.

Honestly, I read this place as much for your comments as I do for Torch and Tracy, so I’ll be looking for you. Hope to see you in the near future

Sony Pictures Executive #1: “We’ve got this super hot video game property, that would make a great movie. So let’s find the best director possible to make our movie.”

the situation has posed “serious challenges to law enforcement’s ability to effectively enforce the law.”