Yeah, you’re bang on here. Look at how much these wheels “improved” today’s NPOND candidate.

I would have felt more positively about this car if it was up on blocks.

Those stupid fucking wheels tell me everything I need to know about this car, and what they tell me is no dice.

2nd Gear: Elon’s gotta pay those taxes somehow and another quick crypto pump and dump seems like just the thing.

Yeah, nice price. Sure it’s kind of clapped out and it needs work, but what MGB doesn’t?

Hang on, let me pull out my tiniest violin for the rich guy who isn’t happy with the off road vehicle he bought to drive to his mountain chalet.

3rd Gear: The Cybertruck is never going to happen. Seriously, look at the damn thing. No one is going to actually put that Nintendo 64 looking concept car into actual production. Even Emperor Elon’s ego can’t make that lunacy happen.

1st Gear: I can’t help but feel like there’s a lot of “Emperor’s New Clothes” effect with Tesla. Their quality control is objectively worse than all of their major competitors, but here they are eating up the market. Shit’s weird.

So to be clear, you’re reporting on a report about a report? The web scraping has reached third hand now?

What’s better than one boring mediocre car? Two boring mediocre cars, obviously.

Murdering minorities in cold blood? Pat on the back, hailed as a hero, cop forever.

Every surface on that car looks greasy.

What about venison is rare, expensive, or unreachable?

Oh shut the fuck up.

No.

Look I’m not one to defend the police, but I’m pretty sure fleeing them in one stolen car followed by a switch into another stolen car constitutes probable cause for a search.

Disagree with you there.

You generally don’t want to hear screaming.

There are plenty of active cyclists in the commentariat here, and they tend to come out whenever someone like you starts shitting on them for daring to exist.