I was excited until I saw the slushbox.

So were you brain damaged at birth or did you have to work at it?

Captain Buzzkill over here.

I’m saying nice price but hooo boy am I suspicious of that “As is” sales status.

In all sincerity, how the fuck is this not an Onion article? Did this just land on the wrong Gizmodo blog?

Meh. Yes? Nice price I guess.

Well this definitely makes me think we can completely trust Huawei. No reason the Chinese government would produce awkward propaganda unless they were totally on the up and up.

$6500 for a clapped-out, half way rotted old truck with a mediocre aftermarket top.

Am I the only person intensely suspicious of a dealership selling a non-running car? They literally have an entire mechanic shop built in.

My Google Home Hub already automatically displays art for me, with a variety of different options for types of art. It’s also not, you know, a complete fucking scam.

I dunno why but I expected this article to be about the cheesesteak restaurant.

It’s always the Gooch that gets ya.

Honestly, I’m kind of disappointed in Grint, Radcliffe, and Watson for doing this.

You need to try staying in better hotels, friend.

I’ll echo some of the others here: there’s still a pandemic. Don’t travel. Stay home and stay safe.

Ah, the PT Cruiser drop top, the indisputably worst convertible in recent memory. I truly, genuinely hate these things.

My dude, you probably drive a car with 12 gallons of highly combustible, flammable, and potentially explosive fuel in a huge tank underneath the trunk. Cars aren’t really safe regardless of their energy medium.

Ew.

For the love of god, please keep any dangly bits of your body well away from escalators gaps.