That’s a fair point. This is even worse than millennia old technology.

Narrator voice: It was definitely the same.

Oh, but the real Fuckface von Clownstick couldn’t even get his hands on a football team despite desperately trying for years.

Oh, I’m sure it is. The nutjobs will be screaming about how this isn’t doesn’t decry sin and abortion enough, and WHY DOESN’T IT SUPPORT PRESIDENT TRUMP.

41 year old Zachary Levi plays a college football player.

You’re why we can’t have nice things.

Presumably Lenny Kravitz gave the role a hard pass.

Rob over here ruining another one of my days this week.

I think the new Integra’s going to be offering an auto. Might not be bad?

I’m looking forward to the inexplicable auto lovers crying about this here in the comment section.

The charges aren’t correct, the sentence is an absolute miscarriage of justice, and if the dude was white, he would have gotten a slap on the wrist in comparison.

Except that’s absolutely never how this plays out. Mandatory minimum sentencing is almost always used to imprison minorities while white rapists like Brock Turner get probation.

Me, reading the headline: “Wow that’s fucking nuts, how could this sentencing possibly happen?”

Christ, it looks like it’s moments away from catastrophic failure in the promotional video in the header. God knows what it’s like in real life.

“I don’t see the problem, this car still has floors.” -David Tracy

Seriously. We’re getting to some pretty absurd demands about who can and should play characters.

Like, how, though? What’s the legal justification for requiring the dude to pay when he really genuinely didn’t do anything wrong in this circumstance?

So how is this different from a normal day in crypto?

Uh-huh. Sure they don’t.